We’ll go ahead and say it: the Outerknown blanket shirt is so good it reaffirms the rules of basic math. See, despite conventional wisdom (and, like, middle-school arithmetic), two plus two doesn’t always equal four. That is to say, adding two good things together doesn’t guarantee you’ll wind up with more than the sum of their parts. Chocolate = good. Cheeseburger = good. Chocolate + cheeseburger = ass. But in our experience, the addition behind Outerknown’s hero product never fails to makes sense—and it doesn’t require an advanced degree to appreciate. Blanket + shirt = hell yes.
The laid-back California brand perfected the formula a long time ago, and it’s been iterating on it ever since. The math is mercifully straightforward, but as far as layers go, the shirt itself is a bit of a paradox: soft but sturdy, pulled-together but preternaturally relaxed, killer over a beefy long-sleeve tee and under a trucker jacket when the temperature drops.
If that wasn’t enough to convince you, Outerknown just added a one-day-only factor to the equation, which now requires even less back-of-the-napkin calculus. Because if “blanket + shirt = hell yes”, then “blanket + shirt + sale = hell yes to the maximum degree”.
What explains the surprise 30% discount? Well, the driving impetus might be a certain Bezos-backed savings bonanza, but who really cares? We’re not here to question why we’ve been blessed with the ideal fall layer and a major bargain, to boot. All we know for sure is that the Outerknown blanket shirt rarely scores a discount this steep, and right now, the math is really mathing.
